
You know how sometimes your friend shows you their new man and he’s… definitely funny? Well, we’re gonna need that same energy here!
According to a hilarious new study conducted by BetUS, Blooper is the 11th sexiest mascot in the MLB!
Here’s how the other mascots size up next to Blooper
- Baxter of the Arizona Diamondbacks
- Phillie Phanatic of the Philadelphia Phillies
- Clark the Cub of the Chicago Cubs
- Rosie Red of the Cincinnati Reds
- Mrs. Met of the New York Mets
- Billy the Marlin of the Miami Marlins
- Mr. Met of the New York Mets
- Raymond of the Tampa Bay Rays
- Orbit of the Houston Astros
- Oriole Bird of the Baltimore Orioles
- Blooper of the Atlanta Braves
- Fredbird of the St. Louis Cardinals
- PAWS of the Detroit Tigers
- Slider of the Cleveland Guardians
- Ranger Captain of the Texas Rangers
Why is Blooper one of the sexiest MLB mascots?
Here’s what BetUS has to say about our beloved Blooper,
Blooper is as chaotic as he is unexpectedly attractive. Ever since he showed up in 2018, this fuzzy peach-toned goofball has been bringing a whole new vibe to Truist Park. He’s part class clown, part heartthrob with a unibrow that somehow works. Whether he’s messing with players or charming fans from the dugout there’s something weirdly attractive about him. You can’t always explain why you like him but you definitely do.
How on earth did they come up with this ranking?
BetUS says,
Using various factors, we created a ranking system to identify the most attractive behind-the-scenes MVPs of the MLB. We evaluated mascots, umpires, managers, reporters, and broadcasters. For the overall ranking, we considered their golden ratio, job category, and Google search demand. Then, for each individual role, we ranked the people (and mascots) within it based on personality, golden ratio, search volume, and Instagram followers (where applicable). All data is accurate as of March 24, 2025.
And you know what? We’re not even surprised that Blooper is one of the sexiest mascots in Major League Baseball! He’s got that certain… je ne sais quoi that we can’t deny!