We asked on Instagram “What’s the Atlanta version of coal in your stocking” and told you to give us your funniest answers. Y’all did not disappoint. Here is a list of 28 things you’d get in your stocking instead of coal if you’re on the Naughty List in Atlanta!
- Chicken wings from the street
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- Ranch
- Missing your exit on 285
- Macy’s discontinuing the Great Tree (read that story here)
- a busted car window
- Dry lemon pepper wings
- a flat tire from a pothole
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- going to Kroger at rush hour
- cold fries
- unsweet tea
- Gift certificate to Varsity
- No chick fil a sauce in the bag
- when your route goes from 15 minutes to 45 minutes at 5pm on a wednesday
- Having to mix Hi-C in my Sweet Tea because Waffle House is out of lemonade
- peach pass lane is closed
- Atlanta airport security lines
- 48 oysters I have to pay for by myself :/
- cars on fire on the side of the road
- The local Tinder/Bumble dating pool (Y’ALL OH MY GOD)
- Getting booted after you paid for parking because the time ran out
Shutterstock - Walmart with one lane open and the self checkout is cash only
- An all expenses paid trip to Chick-fil-A… on Sunday
- Falcons season tickets
- Paying 800 dollars for a car tag
- Free tickets to a winning game but your car is broken into and your laptop is stolen.
- 20% gratuity at a buffet
But at least we don’t have to worry about getting these things in our stockings because we’re all on the NICE LIST, right? Right?
You all are too funny. Merry Christmas, everyone!